At The Urinal (Rough Mix) Lyrics

This is the first song i've written for The Korner which is our mock band, featuring mock lyrics, and eventually mock mp3s. All writing credits go to Tyler Treese.

Monologue (spoken), Krill:

I was in a rush
I had nowhere else
I was forced into
a Public Restroom Facility
my life would never be the same
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verse 1, TT:

All of my life i've never been
one subject to attention
but when i entered i was the star
all eyes on me

verse 2, Krill:

but i was starstruck
at the urinal, standing still
with all the beaty eyes staring at me
and the urinal cakes dry

chorus, both:

I knew i should've picked a stall
could've had my privacy
but i chose to go to the big stage
and now i'm humiliated.

Verse 3, Krill:

I am not a religious man
but that day i prayed
it didn't work
(pause)
I still haven't been laid

verse 4, TT:

While everyone else stood proudly
I was huddled against the wall
waiting for the moment
but the moment never came

chorus, both:

I knew i should've picked a stall
could've had my privacy
but i chose to go to the big stage
and now i'm humiliated.

outro, both (sung):

Public Restroom Facility woes,
thats what i got.
Public Restroom Facility woes,
thats what i got.

- TT